TURBO FRUITS

WE’VE MOVED!!!!

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 13:43:10 +0000

OUR WEBSITE MOVED TO TURBOFRUITS.COM!!!!!

WE’RE ALREADY UPDATING THE BLOG AT IT’S NEW LOCATION SO GET ON OVER THERE AND CHECK IT OUT!

SUNY Purchase (Purchase, NY)

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:33:39 +0000

Art schools always have interesting funny useless things sitting around.

The Monkey Fart Sandwich

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:30:15 +0000

A good way to save money is to buy some eggs and toast and hope your friend’s house has some mayo. Then you can make some Monkey Fart Sandwiches as Eric Lehning of The Non-Commissioned Officers calls them.

MMMMM…

Luigi’s Pizza (Asbury Park, NJ)

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:22:02 +0000

Get a good look and don’t forget it.
You must go here if you’re ever in Asbury Park, NJ and you give one ounce of a crap about pizza.

The fried eggplant and ricotta pizza is incredible.
It might be the best pizza on the planet.

The guy that runs this place (Luigi??) was born and raised in Italy where his father taught him how to make pizza from the time he was a kid. He said he’s been making pizza for over 30 years.

Toughen Up

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:10:56 +0000

Matt was trying to avoid a blister on his index finger so he switched his grip for the set. He pretty quickly developed this gash of a blister and wouldn’t stop complaining between songs that his hand was stinging. Pussy.

Home of the Original Buffalo Wing

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:07:03 +0000

Anchor Bar in Buffalo, NY is the “home of the original Buffalo Wing.”
One of their signs boasts that they’ve served 246.8 million wings. We’re pretty sure their counting drum sticks so that equals 61.7 million chickens.

A creepy statue inside.

Their hot wings aren’t really that hot but they’re fucking delicious.

Turbo Beer Bong

admin — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 01:20:22 +0000

We made a Turbo Beer bong at a hardware store for our beer chugging needs. We’re thinking about making more of them and selling them at the shows… Any takers??

Jonas shows us how it’s done…

Matt and Marcos gave it a run as well…

Tour Dates!! (Europe / US / Canada)

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:52:57 +0000

We’ll be posting a few more dates to this list soon as well as bands we’re playing with. Keep checking back!

05-18 London, UK – Flowerpot
05-19 Newcastle, UK – Offshore 44
05-20 Liverpool, UK – Liverpool Sound City
05-21 Stockton-On-Tees, UK – Ku Bar
05-22 Glasgow, UK – Stag & Dagger Festival
05-24 Brussels, Belgium – TBA
05-25 Amsterdam, Netherlands – Paradiso
05-26 Bern, Switzerland – ISC Club
05-27 Milan, Italy – La Casa 139
05-28 Torino, Italy – Spazio 211
05-29 Rome, Italy – Dimmi
06-01 Munich, Germany – Atomic Cafe
06-02 Berlin, Germany – Comet
06-03 Cologne, Germany – Gebaude 9
06-04 Paris, France – Point Ephemere
06-05 Hamburg, Germany – Molotow
06-06 Munster, Germany – Gleis 22
06-07 Heidelberg, Germany – Karlstorbahnhof

06-26 Chicago, IL – Schuba’s Tavern
06-27 Minneapolis, MN – Triple Rock
06-28 Fargo, ND – The Aquarium
06-30 Calgary, AB – Sled Island Festival
07-01 Calgary, AB – Sled Island Festival
07-02 Calgary, AB – Sled Island Festival
07-03 Calgary, AB – Sled Island Festival
07-05 Vancouver, BC – Biltmore Cabaret**
07-06 Seattle, WA – The Crocodile***
07-07 Portland, OR – East End***
07-08 Boise, ID – Visual Arts Collective
07-09 Salt Lake City, UT – Kilby Court****
07-10 Denver, CO – Hi Dive****
07-11 Lawrence, KS – Replay Lounge
07-12 Columbia, MO – Mojo’s

The Party Never Stops

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:50:17 +0000

…and sometimes you just have to give up and sleep in the back of the van so you can any sleep at all. Still better than a 9-5er.

Turbostache Competition (Week 8)

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:42:47 +0000

We know we’ve been slacking on the stache pictures but we did some research the other night while we were partying with some moustache enthusiasts in Ithaca, NY.

According to the American Mustache Institute Dave and Jonas are sporting “chevron” mustaches and Hearn has a “horseshoe.”

Also, we saw some vinyl in a window in Fort Wayne, IN and decided to take photos in front of our power/spirits animals… or something like that.